Quick entry:

Whateley compared Mabo Tofu to Hamburger Helper, especially since we upped the amount of ground meat (turkey) and served it over rice.

I was trying to find an eloquent way to express that Mabo Tofu is not Hamburger Helper, but words escape me. If anyone else wants to try, please do.

... I mean, he's talking about making Mabo Tofu without tofu! You... you can't do that. That's like having... well Hamburger Helper without hamburger!!